[heart]

I suck at writing essays about analyzing English quotes and symbols and characters and I hate it so much

[andrew-satan-hussie]

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

[lokithesnarkworld]

staff:

IT IS MINT GREEN

[londonbakerstreet]

Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck

nothing but brown eyes and a sad story

[sxrreal]

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

[ffractal]

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

[oportunitas]

reblog this text if you have unlimited texting but only text 3 people

[butterfly-effect]

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

[talya-a-blog]

brooklyn is my whole life

[ensyme]

most Teens: should i do vodka or the weed bong
me: i should study but… perhaps a little sudoku first ;)

I was born in the wrong century.

mother who won’t vaccinate her child because she wants to live in the 1400s and is trying to bring back the bubonic fucking plague (via sociopathicpotato)